Salve, Lucifer.

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 92% agnosticism 83% atheism 71% Buddhism 67% Paganism 42% Judaism 33% Islam 21% Christianity 8% Hinduism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Tal parece que si Satán no me hace mucho caso, todavía podría intentar ser agnóstico, ateo o (mierda) budista. Mi único orgullo es que mi talento cristiano, judío y musulmán me mantendrán a salvo de ser llamado por los headhunters de sus iglesias. Y bueno, del hinduísmo ni hablar. De todos modos ya sé que tendría que estar en la casta más importante, para estar suficientemente cómodo, ja.